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ufonaut:

THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BRUCE CHARACTERISATION

The Dad Tax

catchymemes:

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samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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kane52630:

I’ll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy’s mind.
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

doodlize:

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Here’s the Spino Boi, what dino should be next

littleollierose:

the-moth-kid:

Daily Reminder That

This is not an acceptable habitat for a hermit crab

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This is not an acceptable habitat for a goldfish

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Neither of these are an acceptable habitat for a beta fish

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And this is not an acceptable habitat for a rabbit/ferret/rat/guinea pig/hamster/chinchilla/ or any other small mammal

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Do your research before purchasing a home for your pet, dont just buy what the pet store tells you to. All of the cages and tanks shown above are entirely too small and lack many of the things needed for the pets they are intended to hold, yet they have become very popular in the homes of pet owners who didn’t look into the specific needs of their animals. Don’t make your pets suffer by failing to provide the proper care that they require. If giving your pet a suitable habitat is too expensive for you, then don’t buy the animal, it’s simple.

I mean yes. But just love the heck outta them, too. Don’t get the notion that having a pet requires expensive ‘housing’. LOVE will create the perfect habitat for the critters.

Anyone want to help me do a thing? #freemoney

complete-trash-and-despair:

libertarirynn:

takineko:

libertarirynn:

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Lmao

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

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They’re fearing our resistance

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight:

hellalambs:

ibroketuesday:

deanscourse:

paper-mario-wiki:

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

death-by-lulz:
“Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
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death-by-lulz:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…